Cheeky reckons Nicholas Lyndhurst > Nicolas Otamendi, so back Spurs. And Giroud. And goals at Anfield.
There's been a fair bit of business so far. Some of which you probably missed...
Atletico Madrid president has insisted that Antoine Griezmann will remain for a "long time".
Jose Mourinho has refused to rule out the possibility of further outgoings at Manchester United.
Contrary to reports, Memphis Depay was a 'fantastic professional,' says Jose Mourinho.
Charlie Nicholas has launched a scathing attack on Memphis Depay as he nears a move to Lyon.
David de Gea has offered Paul Pogba some advice after his poor performance against Liverpool.
Juan Sebastian Veron has revealed what went wrong for him during his tricky spell at United.
Can Spurs cope as favourites against Man City? How will Costa respond to his telling off? Who is Pogba battling?
Alongside Zlatan, Pogba and De Gea, Valencia is the other undroppable. It's testament to his consistency.
David de Gea thinks Manchester United "need to fight" for every trophy this season.
Memphis Depay is chomping at the bit to show his "immense talent", says Lyon's president.
Bernardo Silva, a midfielder with four goals and assists this season. Which sounds steep. Plus, more gossip...
Man United are back on top of the Deloitte Football Money League for the first time since 2005.
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