Luke Shaw and Ashley Young both returned to action on Monday - and Shaw says he's ready for Jose...
Conte's 'crisis', Spurs and Wembley, Mkhitaryan and Pogba, Marco Silva and Newcastle dismay. All here...
Oh and Wembley is 'hell on earth right now'. We read the newspapers so you don't have to, you lucky things.
With under a fortnight remaining of the transfer window, refresh your memories on the deals so far...
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, City and United have been linked with PAE since 2016. Fancy your chances?
Jose Mourinho feels Anthony Martial is being utilised in the best possible way as a Man United sub.
Roy Keane has warned everyone not to be "brainwashed" by Man United over his 2005 exit.
"He is an English kid, a young kid who plays for their national team. Oh, I'm sorry, they are Welsh!"
Memphis Depay regrets that he wasn't afforded more opportunities in his second year at Man United.
Barcelona are not getting the Philippe Coutinho message, while three want Julian Draxler.
Something doesn't really sit right with the claim that Romelu Lukaku lacks "cleverness".
Are Holding and Bellerin good enough for Arsenal? Is Liverpool's midfield a problem? Are United lovely again?
Last season's star turn is now waiting in the wings. Herrera just isn't needed in this team...yet
Mourinho must be working hard to keep the smirk off his face. Man Utd are dancing to his happy tune...
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