Real Madrid want all the best players in England, basically. And Man United are desperate for a left-back.
Jose Mourinho was only a d*ck to Arsene Wenger in the beginning because he "wanted to steal his title".
We're not saying they have been bad. We're saying we really wanted better...
Three European giants are all credited with an interest in the Man United substitute.
Gareth Bale was quizzed about the chances of joining Bayern Munich. Because why not?
Jose Mourinho does not just develop footballers, he develops people. Man's an absolute sodding hero.
Isn't Alexis Sanchez a clever little bunny? He managed to "surprise" Michel Vorm by changing his mind.
“You can’t blame me if they don’t pass the ball to each other,” says Big Sam. And he's right. Ish.
Forget "your Ronaldos and your Messis", Mohamed Salah is the new big thing in town.
Iniesta could come to the Premier League, Rose will be expensive for Man Utd, Arsenal manager stuff...
The FA Cup final will be refereed by Michael Oliver, while Utd and Chelsea will get 28,000 tickets each...
Three Liverpool players feature in a line-up of the unexpectedly brilliant...
Manchester United contribute the only Premier League footballers to the list.
Mails on Man United seasons Wenger, Allardyce, Klopp and England's middle names...
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