It's probably wise to avoid it, Ander. He's as confused as his manager about being in sixth place.
Who doesn't want to watch Arsenal right now? It's a great warm-up for Super Duper Sunday...
Former Man United goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel says so. And Payet may be for sale in January.
Which players have played fewer PL minutes this season in comparison to last? One per club...
"You look at the table and it looks like other teams are better than us," says Manchester United manager.
"You cannot compare Mourinho with me. Mourinho is on the top. I am behind," said the Tottenham boss.
Is Dele Alli really worth £50m? PSG seem to think so, and so do Tottenham. And maybe Real Madrid.
Watch the goals flow at Old Trafford. Cheeky Punt is also expecting Alan Pardew to go full David Brent.
Think all is rosy at Old Trafford now? You're wrong. Plus an update on Lawro, and we find pure Merson.
"Was December 31, 2014 the night the Special One lost his mojo?", the Express ask. No, but still...
Thursday night Europa League matches are "killing" United, according to Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Manchester United have needed a lockpicker. Can Mkhitaryan finally be given an extended shot at the role?
Jose Mourinho poured praise on Henrikh Mkhitaryan. Admit you should have played him earlier?
Scholes and Owen agree that Mkhitaryan needs to be starting more matches for United.
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