Which is handy as reports suggest that Zlatan would not play for Louis van Gaal.
Should he be pointing out that Tottenham striker Kane has not scored against United?
Left-back is 'very close' to a return after returning to outdoor training this week.
Plus, Diego Costa to stay at Chelsea and Radja Nainggolan to arrive from Roma...
Sunday comes too soon but Wayne Rooney is back (and scoring) in training for Man United.
Anthony Martial sounds rather relieved he won't be playing in defence on Sunday.
"I've good offers on the table," insists the ex-Chelsea boss. Just in case you had forgotten about him.
Louis Saha says Man Utd are "definitely looking for a striker", and should look no further than Lukaku.
Should Man United or Chelsea pay that sum for Lukaku? And would Morata really win Arsenal the title?
Harry Kane and Dele Alli are obvious ones, but which other Spurs players would stroll into this United team?
One man says so in the mailbox. Plus, blaming Joe Hart, more What Ifs, Luis Suarez and lots more...
Zlatan Ibrahimovic would "not walk through the door" at Man United, according to the Swede's friend.
If Zlatan Ibrahimovic retires it would be "like somebody stealing the Mona Lisa," according to his agent.
We didn't even realise Smalling had been compared to Ferdinand, but oh well.
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