Winning points "more important" than goals, says LVG. Does he know they don't have to be mutually exclusive?
Nev doesn't understand why people are shocked James Wilson has left Man United on loan.
"Certainly during the final three seasons under Sir Alex it was more a case of us getting over the line."
Five players whose summer exits have hardly been felt. Can you imagine Stevie gegenpressing?
Liverpool need to start winning at home, Leicester are set to be tested and Van Gaal needs to deliver goals.
Louis van Gaal really doesn't like James Wilson, does he? The striker has joined Brighton on loan
United and Chelsea captains make shortlist of famous footballers from votes by half-arsed players.
Van Gaal's United feels like a poor tribute act, a long-term relationship without sex. We miss Fergie.
Willian remains Chelsea's honourable exception, while Juan Mata will be crying over his keyboard
Hummels to hand in a transfer request, Arsenal chase Bender, and Townsend and Shelvey are wanted.
“Of course I am worried, but I know also that goals are coming and going." A quote from last month?
"I think we need to score more goals as a team," says Rooney. The captain doing so might be a good start.
"Last week I saw him slapping a wrestler. Why is he getting involved in that nonsense?" Never change, Roy.
"They're just a defending team with attackers," says Owen. Scholes has repeated his "boring" jibe.
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