Man United fans expecting sexy signings will get Matic and Ibrahimovic. And a Xhaka update.
Ryan Giggs should leave Manchester United for a "challenge", according to compatriot Chris Coleman.
Roy Hodgson will aim to hand Marcus Rashford his England debut against Australia on Friday.
Keep the fax machine unplugged, play sexy football, use youth, don't vilify innocent club doctors...
Renato Sanches has confirmed that he rejected Manchester United in order to join Bayern Munich.
"I am very disappointed to be unable to complete our intended three-year plan," Van Gaal says.
Louis van Gaal's reign at Manchester United is over. Prepare yourself for Jose Mourinho
We have lots and lots on LVG, Mourinho, Dele Alli, Raheem Sterling, European football and lots more. It's good.
He devised an elaborate system to email his players?! And his signings couldn't boil eggs!
Louis van Gaal has been sacked as Manchester United manager, according to widespread reports.
Mourinho has made no attempt to hide his adoration of Rooney. A match made in heaven?
Hard-boiled eggs, email trackers, budget Holiday Inns and mild horrification. And 'weird' Van Gaal.
Including a whole load of players who would p*** themselves laughing at the thought. Pogba? Oh do shush.
Roy Hodgson has discussed Marcus Rashford's fitness, and England's win over Turkey on Sunday.
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