You know the rules: the big clubs are on the TV a bit. Some games have been moved about too. Come see.
Zlatan makes it, but so does a Mad Dog, a sexy lumberjack, and Freddie. RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
Ian Wright always knew Zlatan Ibrahimovic would come good. Plus why the Lowry Hotel is now a positive for Jose.
Mourinho collared Gabbiadini upon his substitution in the cup final to tell him that he'd played really bloody well.
It turns out that Ronald Koeman would actually quite like to sign Wayne Rooney. Can they afford his wages?
It is very much the gossip of tall strikers. We have news on Ibrahimovic, Benteke and Carroll. Oh joy.
A report claims Fergie believes Mourinho 'is the manager the club have been looking for since he retired'.
Carragher and Neville explain who they think should win the Premier League Player of the Year award.
They would be much higher than sixth if he had 'decided' to win a load of other games...
"My mind was not here. Then my kids started to bump my head and Jose called, then I am here."
It means they must be relevant again. Plus, thoughts on Foster, Palace and lots more...
"I was a little bit stunned by what he said in his book but everyone has an opinion," says Mino Raiola.
AC Milan are apparently ready to pay £27m and Jose Mourinho would also be interested.
On that man Zlatan, great Gabbiadini, poor Pogba, Redmond, Lingard, Forster, Shaw and plenty more.
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