The moment deep-lying playmaker Scholes was replaced by Windows 98 backup version of Scholes.
Salah - if he plays - can relegate Stoke. Saints are slipping. Wenger's final visit to Old Trafford features a reunion.
Some were obvious. Others...not so much. One Premier League club we had to skip entirely.
Plus, the Mail 'clickbaiters' continue apace, Custis v Liew and rather a lot more...
Is an extra £600,000 worth it to price out supporters and generate bad PR?
"I've had an offer that I think I can't refuse." Please be Arsenal. Please be Arsenal. Please be Arsenal.
Real Madrid want all the best players in England, basically. And Man United are desperate for a left-back.
Jose Mourinho was only a d*ck to Arsene Wenger in the beginning because he "wanted to steal his title".
We're not saying they have been bad. We're saying we really wanted better...
Three European giants are all credited with an interest in the Man United substitute.
Gareth Bale was quizzed about the chances of joining Bayern Munich. Because why not?
Jose Mourinho does not just develop footballers, he develops people. Man's an absolute sodding hero.
Isn't Alexis Sanchez a clever little bunny? He managed to "surprise" Michel Vorm by changing his mind.
“You can’t blame me if they don’t pass the ball to each other,” says Big Sam. And he's right. Ish.
Update your browser to view this website correctly.Update my browser now