Rooney is the reigning 'unjustified undroppable' champion, but there are four contenders to his crown.
The David de Gea stuff returns with a vengeance, Pirlo ain't coming to the Prem, and West Ham want Pato.
Completely ignoring the last few seasons, Xavi says Wayne Rooney should play in a deeper role.
Andreas Pereira wants to "improve" and is hoping for another chance to impress in the Capital One Cup.
Pierre van Hooijdonk admits he thought ex-Arsenal and Man United striker Van Persie was an "ar*ehole".
Phil Jones claims he was happy to see Man United linked with Mats Hummels and Sergio Ramos.
Wayne Rooney is undroppable by reputation, but we rank the top 10 in terms of actually being good and sh*t.
Lucas is Europe's most voracious tackler, while Mesut Ozil really is the most creative player around...
Wayne Rooney claims Chris Smalling is now one of the "top three centre-halves in the world".
At least one man does. And The Sun think he was just as good as Chris Smalling. Plus, Harry.
Kind words for Harry Kane and Slaven Bilic, less so for Wayne Rooney, Jose Mourinho and Philippe Coutinho...
Also, Klopp needs time, Villa are in an endless cycle, and Mourinho's arrogance is making this all more fun.
"Then you have to write it down. It is your opinion," said an irked LVG of Rooney. And write it down they did...
Louis van Gaal says he is "sick of" answering questions about Wayne Rooney after another rotten match.
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