After all, he has scored the most PL goals before 30. Plus, absolute guff from Harry Redknapp.
Messi to the Premier League (yawn), Everton open Stones deal talks (or do they?), and Liverpool want Nuri Sahin.
Louis van Gaal wants a winter break in the Premier League and has branded the current schedule "evil".
Wayne Rooney is going through the footballing menopause. He desperately needs a hot flush...
Louis van Gaal, who labelled Chris Smalling "stupid" last season, says he is destined to be Man United captain.
Manchester United midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger will sue over a Nazi doll named 'Bastian'
Plus, UEFA charging City is bloody ludicrous, rating the English sides and we hate your club...
Morgan Schneiderlin was frustrated that Man Utd failed to turn possession into chances at CSKA Moscow.
Hazard to Real Madrid, Liverpool scout Neves, Van Gaal demands Kane and Varane, Klopp wants Ranocchia
Former Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes has attacked he club's style under Louis van Gaal
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal called Anthony Martial "stupid" for his handball against CSKA Moscow
Like it or not, Giroud is becoming a super-sub. Plus, De Bruyne, Bellerin and Manchester City's late shows
Shunted out to the left again, Anthony Martial scored the equaliser for Man United. Rooney was shocking.
Dortmund midfielder Ilkay Gundogan says he "can imagine remaining here beyond the end of the season".
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