The Sun get confused. Also, Rodgers to replace Jose, the Daily Mail struggle with maths, and...
Di Maria says he never really wanted to join Manchester United. Really, Angel? You hid it so well...
Also, Wayne Rooney is paying for being undroppable for so long, Nacho is great, and Erik Lamela is sh*t.
Louis van Gaal admits a recent lack of goals for Man United is a "concern", but his players simply need "luck".
Middlesbrough caused the shock of the COC by beating Man United on penalties. Yes, he missed.
Louis van Gaal says his Manchester United players are in "the red zone" due to a high volume of matches.
Rooney is the reigning 'unjustified undroppable' champion, but there are four contenders to his crown.
The David de Gea stuff returns with a vengeance, Pirlo ain't coming to the Prem, and West Ham want Pato.
Completely ignoring the last few seasons, Xavi says Wayne Rooney should play in a deeper role.
Andreas Pereira wants to "improve" and is hoping for another chance to impress in the Capital One Cup.
Pierre van Hooijdonk admits he thought ex-Arsenal and Man United striker Van Persie was an "ar*ehole".
Phil Jones claims he was happy to see Man United linked with Mats Hummels and Sergio Ramos.
Wayne Rooney is undroppable by reputation, but we rank the top 10 in terms of actually being good and sh*t.
Lucas is Europe's most voracious tackler, while Mesut Ozil really is the most creative player around...
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