Wayne Rooney is undroppable by reputation, but we rank the top 10 in terms of actually being good and sh*t.
Lucas is Europe's most voracious tackler, while Mesut Ozil really is the most creative player around...
Wayne Rooney claims Chris Smalling is now one of the "top three centre-halves in the world".
At least one man does. And The Sun think he was just as good as Chris Smalling. Plus, Harry.
Kind words for Harry Kane and Slaven Bilic, less so for Wayne Rooney, Jose Mourinho and Philippe Coutinho...
Also, Klopp needs time, Villa are in an endless cycle, and Mourinho's arrogance is making this all more fun.
"Then you have to write it down. It is your opinion," said an irked LVG of Rooney. And write it down they did...
Louis van Gaal says he is "sick of" answering questions about Wayne Rooney after another rotten match.
GNev has said the error-strewn first half of the Manc derby was the highlight of the season so far. What?
Wayne Rooney is a non-entity of a forward, his misery curbing United's enthusiasm. A change is needed
Manchesters United and City played out a 0-0 draw with barely any attacking invention at all.
Eden Hazard is off to many different places, Vardy to Spurs or Liverpool, Arsenal eye Sane, Lukaku to PSG
David Silva could be set for an unlikely return for Manchester City ahead of the derby on Sunday.
Ander Herrera is "very happy" at 'one of the best clubs in the world' in Man United, but is looking to improve.
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