Oh Marouane. We have limited ourselves to one per side; which should be a relief to West Brom.
Jurgen, Jose and Pep are losers on a weekend when Alexis really did win...
The United board are "encouraged" by the club's recent performances, if not the results. There you go, Jose.
Van Gaal almost persuaded Hummels to join United. The centre-half also discusses Mkhitaryan.
Pep Guardiola has hinted that winning the league is a little bit out of reach for Manchester United.
West Ham v Man City sounds good but you know Preston v Arsenal screams telly.
Managers are implored to "play their best XI", but that makes as much sense as thinking there is a best olive oil.
Man United fans send their love to Fellaini. Liverpool fans try to convince themselves that was a good defeat.
Everyone else had to earn their spot - so should Pogba. And is Joel Matip the best centre-half in the league?
Garth Crooks is on quite incredible form, Mkhitaryan was only as good Fellaini, and...
Arsenal want a striker, Tottenham are scared about Lloris, and a Man United midfielder is off.
Seamus Coleman says his clash with Zlatan Ibrahimovic left him struggling to stand straight.
Manchester United are scratching around for good news stories, but Phil Jones is one. Great to see him back...
Dwight Yorke believes United's biggest problem this season is their failure to "get the job done".
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