Louis van Gaal says he is "sick of" answering questions about Wayne Rooney after another rotten match.
GNev has said the error-strewn first half of the Manc derby was the highlight of the season so far. What?
Wayne Rooney is a non-entity of a forward, his misery curbing United's enthusiasm. A change is needed
Manchesters United and City played out a 0-0 draw with barely any attacking invention at all.
Eden Hazard is off to many different places, Vardy to Spurs or Liverpool, Arsenal eye Sane, Lukaku to PSG
David Silva could be set for an unlikely return for Manchester City ahead of the derby on Sunday.
Ander Herrera is "very happy" at 'one of the best clubs in the world' in Man United, but is looking to improve.
Liverpool linked with shock move for Suarez (...), Pep prefers London to Manchester, Saints want £40million for Mane.
Louis van Gaal believes Manchester United are underdogs for the derby at Old Trafford on Sunday.
After all, he has scored the most PL goals before 30. Plus, absolute guff from Harry Redknapp.
Messi to the Premier League (yawn), Everton open Stones deal talks (or do they?), and Liverpool want Nuri Sahin.
Louis van Gaal wants a winter break in the Premier League and has branded the current schedule "evil".
Wayne Rooney is going through the footballing menopause. He desperately needs a hot flush...
Louis van Gaal, who labelled Chris Smalling "stupid" last season, says he is destined to be Man United captain.
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