That's the reason the Spaniard is still at Old Trafford, says the gobsh*te ex-keeper.
That's one possible explanation for Wayne Rooney being a little bit rubbish.
Louis van Gaal responds wonderfully to Paul Scholes' latest criticism...
Man Utd want to make Kane the most expensive Englishman ever, Van Gaal rivals Wenger for Barca youngster.
Anyone get the feeling Paul Scholes doesn't rate Louis van Gaal. He's had another pop...
Di Maria says he never really wanted to join Manchester United. Really, Angel? You hid it so well...
Louis van Gaal admits a recent lack of goals for Man United is a "concern", but his players simply need "luck".
Middlesbrough caused the shock of the COC by beating Man United on penalties. Yes, he missed.
Louis van Gaal says his Manchester United players are in "the red zone" due to a high volume of matches.
Rooney is the reigning 'unjustified undroppable' champion, but there are four contenders to his crown.
The David de Gea stuff returns with a vengeance, Pirlo ain't coming to the Prem, and West Ham want Pato.
Completely ignoring the last few seasons, Xavi says Wayne Rooney should play in a deeper role.
Andreas Pereira wants to "improve" and is hoping for another chance to impress in the Capital One Cup.
Pierre van Hooijdonk admits he thought ex-Arsenal and Man United striker Van Persie was an "ar*ehole".
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