Liverpool 'can f**k right off', but Degsy is still backing goals against Bournemouth. Lukaku will also bag.
In rude health last season, but limping their way through 2017/18. These are the drifting ones...
Sam defends his Liverpool tactics by pointing out that Man United did the same. He's not wrong.
Can Arsenal win away? Will Coutinho and Firmino shine after their rests? Can Man City set the record?
Insert something funny about Romelu Lukaku hitting the target or missing another big chance here.
Five Premier League clubs discover their Champions League last-16 fate. Oh, isn't it all exciting?
Neville says Mourinho made one key tactical mistake in the derby. Where was the man-marking?
Pep Guardiola doesn't want to hear Jose Mourinho's referee nonsense for a second year running.
Mourinho swearing at Ederson, water and milk being thrown, and Mikel Arteta bleeding. Oh, the humanity.
Jose Mourinho regretted leaving Inter Milan for Real Madrid in 2010 "a few hours later".
Man United have used Romelu Lukaku and his family to steal a transfer march on Man City. Cheeky.
Even Catalan independence is not out of bounds when it comes to Mourinho mind games.
Jose Mourinho has guaranteed Man United will win a penalty for a dive against Manchester City.
From most-used XIs to most-expensive XIs, to longest losing streaks and backs. It's Jose v Pep.
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