Louis van Gaal is foreign and we should therefore laugh at him. And Zlatan is an overrated superstar.
Poor Stevie G, so quickly forgotten. Still, at least Denis Irwin and Cristiano Ronaldo got in Carragher's team
There's some Laurent Blanc love in the Mails, plus Hazard, Chelsea, bluffers, Eboue and more
Jamie Redknapp believes United fans will be yearning for Di Maria after his recent performances.
Gennaro Gattuso has said that he would "walk" to Manchester for a chance to manage United.
Manchester United to bid for Pogba and Liverpool in the hunt for Gotze. Well, okay then...
Liverpool and United meet in Europe for the first time on Thursday. They are clubs with vastly different styles.
A year on from his lowest United ebb, Di Maria showed Van Gaal what he is missing.
Who wants to read a combined best XI when you can argue about who is the worst? This way please...
Ferguson was "very angry" Man United missed the chance to go 18 points clear once, says Van Persie.
Van Gaal has said people "live in the past" if they believe United and Liverpool deserve a regular CL place.
Panic over, Manchester United fans: Valencia and Schweinsteiger are returning.
Van Gaal has denied that Liverpool are the "enemy" of United, claiming they are just another opponent.
Oxlade-Chamberlain to Man City, Toprak and Calhanoglu to Man United, Aubameyang going nowhere