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The Page That Is In The Machine

The Page That Is In The Machine

The Daily Star and Metro play transfer bulls**t pat-a-cake, whilst someone who hates comparing punishments compares punishments, and Cech clashes with Jose...

The Page That Struggles With The Teas

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Don't worry, Manchester United fans: Sergio Ramos looks like Val Kilmer. City also look to finally sell Matija Nastasic, and Samuel Eto'o loves a goodbye...

The Page That Can't Ask For Any More

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Morgan Schneiderlin has been forced to train with the kids, whilst the Metro close one bulls**t door but casually open another...

The Page That Is Getting Sick Of House Limbo

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The Daily Mirror's 'betting expert' combines his role with peddling sexist tripe, while Mediawatch thinks the Metro has an idea on who wants Arturo Vidal...

The Page That Is Trying To Work Miracles

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England's biggest problem? Not enough leaders. And can everyone please stop saying Petr Cech will lead Arsenal to the Premier League title this season...

The Page That Often Appears To Penetrate

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Gonzala Jara 'appeared to stick a finger in Edinson Cavani's bum'. He appeared to be doing it because he actually did. Oh and are you ashamed? You should be...

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on't go to England at your age, you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Or made to lump the ball long to a bloke who looks like a mascot.

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Beckenbauer warns Schweinsteiger

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rom the headline I presumed he meant boots, pants, jim-jams, toothbrush and paste, passport, tickets, premier inn long-term package, Scouse-English-Portuguese-German dictionary, 'How to be a 9 and 3/4' by B. Rodgers, few dozen tins of food and Evian because you can never be sure about the local food/water...

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Firmino has 'everything' for PL - Willian

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e looked like he was playing with a plastic pound shop ball in the wind against Juve, his passing was so bad.

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Sergio Ramos: Exactly What United Need

Footer 365

Manchester United won't budge over David De Gea fee

Manchester United are adamant that Real Madrid will have to play a world record fee for a goalkeeper to sign David De Gea.

Guardiola will let Schweini decide future

Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola has told Manchester United target Bastian Schweinsteiger he can make up his own mind on his future.

Dean Hammond signs new deal with Leicester City

Leicester midfielder Dean Hammond has signed a new contract with the club after his previous deal expired.

Mail Box

Nani's Failure Still Leaves A Sour Taste

It's a decent afternoon Mailbox, with thoughts on Paulinho, Nani, the future of women's football and yet more of your annoyances. These will be the last of them...

Media Must Maintain Women's Momentum

England being English was tough luck but the media must build on the increased interest in the women's game. Also, mails on Turan, United aiming too high and BAPs...

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