Plus, Chelsea turn to former Bolton man Marcos Alonso and Newcastle get six offers for Moussa Sissoko.
Goalkeeper signs one-year extension before joining Ajax on loan for the rest of the season.
Daryl Janmaat has joined Watford for a fee understood to be in the region of £7.5million.
Daryl Janmaat will undergo a medical at Watford after Newcastle accepted their bid for the full-back.
Defender has returned to his native Switzerland on a season-long loan deal.
Sunderland and Newcastle want to sign out-of-favour Everton midfielder James McCarthy, reports suggest.
Yaya Toure, Matteo Darmian and Loic Remy among the poor souls.
Cumulative transfer fees, but with a difference. Only players who have never played outside the UK are allowed.
"Which one's Simon Bird? You're a c*nt," said Joe Kinnear, and we all knew we'd remember it for ever more
Alan Pardew's long ruts of form have become infamous. He faces yet another battle for his future...
Joey Barton has been given the opportunity to voice his opinion. What else did you expect?
Palace are ready to with Newcastle over Sissoko after losing Bolasie to Everton, according to reports.
Another great Mailbox. Thoughts on Palace, Arsenal, Moreno, Newcastle, Hull and Craig David
Moussa Sissoko is hoping for a move to Real Madrid after expressing his desire to leave Newcastle.
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