No reason for Spurs and Liverpool to place ceilings on their expectations. Plus Arsene. Oh, Arsene.
Alan Shearer stopped marginally short of calling Newcastle 'sh*te' after they lost to Leicester.
This is ridiculous now. Jamie Vardy has now scored in 10 consecutive league games and Leicester are top.
Rooney and Memphis out so it's over to you Memphis. And Arsenal have a really big weekend...
This includes copious amounts of Rivaldo. Also, did you know Inter Milan signed Frank Lampard in 2008?
Newcastle have informed Papiss Cisse that he still has a part to play at the club, despite his lack of first-team action this season.
Newcastle have announced that defender Mike Williamson has extended his loan spell with Championship side Wolves until January.
Chelsea have 427 players out on loan; some are bound to impress. Arsenal and Liverpool cast-offs also feature.
It's probably the best defending Ivanovic has managed all season, to be fair.
The Chilean is losing possession an awful lot. Plus, the most dribbled past and...
Liverpool have four fixtures to be shown on TV; Arsenal, Chelsea, both Manc clubs and Spurs all have two.
Sometimes chairmen should be a little bit more knee-jerk. Wonder why we thought that this week...
Hatem Ben Arfa has described his spell at Newcastle as "hell" and "a nightmare". Oh dear.
"I know myself that I didn't do anything bad. Everybody at the club and my partner knows that," says Cheicky.
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