It's a weekend that's bigger than four hips and three c*cks. Because private jokes between three people are great
It features Seamus Coleman. Plus will this be Klopp's best year? And the love continues flowing for Wrighty.
If the transfer window had closed before the start of the season, these would have never happened.
Wayne Rooney to make positive headlines, Liverpool to beat Man City, Man United to beat Stoke and...
It turns out that Liverpool are to blame for the early window closure. They should have sold Coutinho...
We did the surprising starters, now for the, erm....odd omissions...
The window will close at 5pm the day before the season starts. What if Europe doesn't follow suit?
Newcastle fans cannot "ask anymore" of Mike Ashley. It's Rafael Benitez and his signings who are to blame.
“I want to be an older man who can walk, not an invalid.” What a bloody shame; he's 31.
Of course Matt Ritchie is there, because Sports Direct. No money for new players, though...
Hands up who thought Phil Jones would have started every game of Man United's season so far?
Rafael Benitez should be in the Newcastle dugout against Swansea on Sunday despite surgery.
Have Arsenal bought or sold more players for £20m? And do you remember Portsmouth's biggest sale?
Nine of the 20 Premier League football clubs have betting sponsors on their shirts. For now,
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