And then you went and spoilt it all by doing something stupid like managing below expect-aaaations
It is understood that the 34-year-old defender picked up a calf problem after a 2-1 friendly victory over Lillestrom
Cavani will cost £40m, Arsenal want Carrick, Barcelona want Mahrez, and Pochettino will get a new deal.
Pardew insisted he is "not scared" of "maverick" Adebayor, but Ben Arfa "became impossible" at Newcastle.
Ahead of the Back-Up Keeper Cup fifth round, Ian Watson rates the five finest stand-ins. No Bogdan?
All long-term injured and all pretty decent. Only two Arsenal players might be a shock to some...
Rob Lee expects Newcastle United to avoid Premier League relegation despite being "awful".
You thought Steven Caulker was a defender, didn't you? Well, you were wrong. We were all wrong.
A Leicester fan isn't too happy with Arsenal. Plus Villa, Newcastle, Southampton, handballs and...
In light of Welbeck's goal against Leicester, we look at past title-winning goals (that didn't win the title).
It's a big call to make after a 5-1 defeat. But then we're not in the mind of Tim Sherwood
Lots on Van Gaal, Pardew, McClaren and Welbeck. Plus the man who makes Liverpool's attack tick
And by that we largely mean Englishmen. We feel like a lone voice sometimes.
The Dutchman says half-time talk remains between him and Steve McClaren.
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