Newcastle striker Aleksandar Mitrovic has vowed not to do "something stupid" in his first taste of the Wear-Tyne derby against Sunderland this weekend.
Wayne Rooney is going through the footballing menopause. He desperately needs a hot flush...
"Why should we approach this game any differently than we approached Chelsea?" asks the Newcastle boss.
Garry Monk to Aston Villa, Lamela to Porto, United want Perez and City battle Arsenal for Krychowiak...
Raheem Sterling, Georginio Wijnaldum, Ander Herrera, Eden Hazard and Daniel Sturridge feature.
It doesn't matter how well Newcastle do; you can't convince our Johnny that he has a clue what he's doing.
The time will come to assess mistakes, but now Newcastle must bask in a long overdue win.
Georginio Wijnaldum scored four as Newcastle won their first league game of the season against Norwich.
Steve McClaren says Newcastle have lost "20 points" due to the injury of Tim Krul, leaving them on -17.
Victor Valdes does not want to return to Spain, despite it being "obvious" that he must leave Man United.
Calling Sam Allardyce a very good manager shouldn't be controversial, but his bitterness casts a shadow.
Newcastle are being reportedly sued by Jonas Gutierrez for the way they treated him after his cancer battle.
Newcastle goalkeeper Tim Krul has been ruled out for the rest of the season. The poor bugger.
Arsenal, Everton and Manchester United will all be shown live on TV on Boxing Day.
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