And he actually means it as praise; Paul Scholes says Paul Pogba is a "brave young player".
"I never asked for this, but I'm not a hypocrite," said a happy Cristiano Ronaldo at Cristiano Ronaldo Airport.
The predictable 'Eric Dier to Man United' talk has begun, while Liverpool have money but no pulling power.
No wonder the goals have dried up. Plus, sympathy for Sun bods and none for Ince or Pardew...
Frank Soo is the only player of Asian descent to ever represent England, yet you've probably never heard of him...
Shaw has not played since a 1-1 draw against Bournemouth. That might be because Jose 'blasted' the poor fella.
Assume the position for straw-clutching. Could Arsenal be better off for selling Alexis Sanchez?
After 2.8m years of human development, we still can't shield the sun from a goalkeeper's eyes.
Cut Mesut Ozil and he bleeds Real Madrid, or something. He also says he's scapegoated at Arsenal.
We need proper football back quickly because people are starting to lose their minds...
When you're waiting on Scotland to score, they don't. When you're waiting on Scotland not to score...
Kylian Mbappe has ruled out a move to Real Madrid in the summer as he "still has a lot to learn".
Santiago Canizares, David Albelda, Gaizka Mendieta, Pablo Aimar - we remember a great Valencia era.
And that "best English club" is indeed the one in fifth place. Zlatan discusses his future at United.
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