Sir Alex Ferguson is just kicking back, having fun & sipping mojitos in his last week at Man United. When he wasn't taking cake from the hacks he'd been a bastard to for 26 years, he was washing his hands of Wayne Rooney. "I'm no longer interested in that," he said. "David is going to deal with it. I'm happy with that." No sh*t. He also expressed "amazement" at Roberto Mancini's sacking, while Rio Ferdinand has signed a new deal...







