REAL TO MAKE SUAREZ MOVE
Well, The Sun probably can't annoy more people in Liverpool, so they might as well do this sort of thing.
The paper reports that Real Madrid are still keen on Luis Suarez, and indeed will make a £45million bid for the striker in January.
The gist of their story seems to come from the Spanish press, the theory being Real want someone to take the place of the underperforming Karim Benzema.
REUS HAPPY AT DORTMUND
We'd say the chances of Manchester City or Arsenal getting Marco Reus to leave Borussia Dortmund in the near future are somewhere between 'slim' and 'none', but The Daily Star does insist on linking him.
If they do try, they will have quite a job on their hands, according to Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke.
"Marco feels very comfortable at Dortmund and we feel comfortable with him," Watzke told Sport Bild.
"He has an even closer relationship with the club and the city than Mario Gotze did and I expect him to stay.
"Marco was born here, his family live here and his whole life has always been based here. He knows that BVB is the perfect place for him. I am sure of that."
AND CHELSEA WANT BENZEMA
Speaking of Benzema, The Daily Express reports that Chelsea could make a move for the French forward in January.
They cite 'reports in Portugal' as claiming Jose Mourinho will make a 'concerted effort' to get the Real man as he looks for a reliable striker.
Says here that Arsenal were keen too, but they might not be that interested this time.
JANUZAJ IN DEMAND
Don't panic too much, United fans, but Adnan Januzaj is in demand.
The young Belgian's agent is quoted in The Daily Mail as saying that, while he is in negotiations over a new contract at Old Trafford, there are several clubs who would be happy to take him off United's hands.
"I'm not going to say which teams are interested in him, but I can tell you that there is interest from several European clubs," Dirk De Vriese is quoted as saying in an interview with Voetbal Niews.
"The departure of Sir Alex Ferguson meant that there was a break in the negotiations. We are back working on the calls and will see how it goes.
"Adnan's family have given me the permission to communicate. As it is only me involved, there can be no misunderstandings in the media."
AND THE REST...
Tottenham will revive their interest in Blackpool's Tom Ince in January....Kevin de Bruyne is being offered a career lifeline by his former club Werder Bremen...Crystal Palace boss Ian Holloway is plotting a January raid for Bristol City wideman Jay Emmanuel Thomas...Nottingham Forest boss Billy Davies has made another bid to sign Wolves' Bakary Sako, this time on loan...New Derby boss Steve McClaren is set to make Manchester United defender Michael Keane his first signing...Birmingham are keen to extend Jesse Lingard's loan from Manchester United...Italian giants Juventus are targeting Chelsea striker Romelu Lukaku.