The NLD has the makings of a lovely - and huge - game. Lukaku needs a performance and Klopp needs a win.
What does the chairman of a football club actually do? Peterborough's Darragh MacAnthony explains...
Who wouldn't pay to see this? Mourinho jokes that he and Tuanzebe will start in defence against Swansea.
And that £280m summer spend is not taking into account wages. Are we really supposed to believe this?
And Chelsea will lose too. Cheeky Punt expects the title race to be spiced up, while Rashford will score.
John Terry has been linked with China, MLS, West Brom, Swansea and Bournemouth. And United.
Ronald Koeman says Everton will sort Romelu Lukaku's future out at the end of the season.
Beckham, Rivaldo, Roberto Carlos, Rui Costa and Veron were involved, yet it was a complete shambles....
Klopp says "the truth is in between" when it comes to Dejan Lovren. In between sh*te and really sh*te?
Mauricio Pochettino reiterated that finishing above Arsenal in not Tottenham's target. They want the title.
Sunderland have "forgotten how to win". Good job they have a manager with a great memory, hey?
Homophobic chanting overshadowed Adam McCabe's first experience of Atlanta United. But the response offers hope.
Did you watch a drab, uninspiring 0-0 Manchester derby draw on Thursday? You might *think* you did...
There's a lot of shouting and probably too much Alan Brazil, but Johnny admits they have found a niche.