It's rare that we get this kind of insight from one of the Premier League's finest...
Most Arsenal and Tottenham fans want nothing to do with the gloating. Plus, Poch, Wenger...
There's been no shortage of words written about Jack Wilshere, but what of the other 27 loanees?
Basically, everything is 'good' at Arsenal. It will have to be better than 'good' on Sunday...
West Ham are keen for you to know that they have done nothing wrong. Except sign the perma-crocked Andy Carroll.
It's one hell of a defence from that lovely man Kelvin MacKenzie. And Joey has to ring Claudio Cacapa.
According to a representative of Kylian Mbappe, only four clubs can afford to actually sign him.
It turns out that trying to sell a player who has just bit someone is tough. And Liverpool almost got Sanchez...
Mauricio Pochettino doesn't care for St Totteringham's Day. Finishing above Arsenal is not on his agenda.
Seventeen years ago, Kevin Phillips was the top-scoring striker in Europe. Playing for Sunderland.
Lord only knows what a young Dele Alli asked of Liverpool in January 2015. Too much, apparently.
There's Manchester United striker talk, Barca being put off Bellerin and Michael Keane in demand.
Spurs and Chelsea's front threes are looking good, less so those from Manchester.
'Small pleasures', he says. And then moans about the inconsistencies. Why isn't it a 'football ball'?