A slow news day: Can you tell?

Date published: Wednesday 7th October 2015 11:12

With everyone focused on fighting football’s battle to keep out the ‘laptop guru’ bogeymen from ruining the game, Wednesday is the slowest of slow news days. Can you tell?


QPR defender Paul Konchesky has fingers in plenty of pies as he opens his own cafe   Daily Mail Online

It’s called ‘Konch’s Kafe’. Why the obsession with alliteration in the retail and leisure industries?


Gerard Pique and Shakira attend U2 concert as Barcelona star prepares for Spain duty   Daily Mail Online

Football news, apparently. We’ll resist the temptation to make the dreadful puns.


Ecuador coach Gustavo Quinteros takes training on a mobility scooter after injury   Daily Mail Online

This made us laugh more than it should have done. Presumably the SEO market for the search term ‘mobility scooter Ecuador’ has been nailed.


Long coats and standing on dugouts... Our favourite pictures of Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger   Football   Sport   Daily Express

Because international week.


Jurgen Klopp Wikipedia page changed so Liverpool win everything until 2025   Metro News

What? And we’re only finding out about this now?

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