Former Bayern Munich midfielder Mario Basler has compared watching the current side to “dream sex with your dream woman” and “rivers of beer”.
Bayern Munich have been in irresistible form so far this season, winning all eight of their Bundesliga games, both of their Champions League group clashes and one DFB-Pokal tie, with just a draw and subsequent defeat on penalties against Wolfsburg in the Supercup representing their sole setback.
Pep Guardiola’s side already hold a seven-point lead in the Bundesliga after beating closest rivals Borussia Dortmund 5-1 last weekend, and the three-time consecutive Bundesliga champions have scored 28 goals and conceded just four in league action so far this season.
Basler, who won two Bundesliga titles and a Champions League runner-up medal with the club during his spell from 1996-1999, has lavished praise on the current outfit.
“This Bayern team are like dream sex with your dream woman – 34 times in a row,” Basler told Bild.
“This Bayern team are like rivers of beer that never end.
“This Bayern team are like 300 days of holiday per year, and the rest is free”, Basler added, now stripped down to just his undergarments.
“I like the dominance. I love the meticulousness of Guardiola on the touchline and from [Philipp] Lahm on the pitch.
“I admire the momentum from [Thomas] Muller and from Douglas Costa, the goal-lust from [Robert] Lewandowski.”
Someone get that man a cold shower.