Right. We have two tickets to give away to England v Turkey warm-up for Euro 2016 at the Etihad Stadium on May 22 courtesy of the good folks at Kitbag.com.
All you have to do is make us laugh with a clever caption for this picture of a masked Harry Kane and Jamie Vardy. Keep it clean; this is a family website. Assuming your family is dysfunctional.
Leave a caption in the comments below and our panel will judge the entries. We may well be swayed by the number of ‘likes’, because we’re that shallow.
And when you’ve done that, why not go to the Kitbag site and pick your England team for the Euro 2016 opener with Russia. If it matches Roy Hodgson’s, you could win a trip to see England train at St George’s Park.