Ridiculous headlines from more successful sites

Date published: Tuesday 22nd September 2015 1:21

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You know everyone will run the ‘Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United’ story, so you need to try and garner the clicks with a new angle. That’s right, Ronaldo’s ‘the new David Beckham’. Because he will sell a lot of shirts. Top work, Daily Express.


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Very naughty from the Beeb, who pull the wool over many eyes by hinting that Keylor Navas wanted a Manchester United move.

Actual quotes from Navas: “I cried when I found out I was staying, it was a build-up of emotions. I didn’t want to leave, Madrid is my home.”


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The striker is Michy Batshuayi, and the ‘perfect international record’ referred to by the Metro is one goal in his one cap, the fifth in a 5-0 win against Cyprus. Presumably Arsenal will also be signing David Nugent.


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Not news, MailOnline. Just not news.


Diego Costa

List of places you are less likely to find Diego Costa than at Peppa Pig World on a day out with his daughter:
1) In the Brazilian national team
2) In Jimmy Tarbuck’s house
3) In the mouth of a pig


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The Daily Express offer their SEO how-to guide. Step one: Include the words ‘Chelsea’, ‘Juventus’ and ‘Paul Pogba’ at all costs; don’t bother with ‘Juan Cuadrado’.

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