"When you compare him, Dele Alli, 21 years old, with all the players in the world, I think he is the best."
And we do mean f*** all. No First Division titles, no Turkish Cups, no nothing.
Eric Dier and Harry Kane have leapt (dived?) to the defence of Dele Alli after his latest controversy...
Alli is just "an easy target for everyone," according to Pochettino. "We need to stop saying too much ."
Jack Wilshere isn't the first player to be skewered by Roy Keane. But he can be complimentary too...
Dele Alli "is the kind of player that Spurs could replace," according to Jermaine Jenas. And we agree.
“It used to be the foreigners but I must say the English players have learnt very quickly..."
On Liverpool and Tottenham being brilliant and terrible, but also Dier, Alexander-Arnold, Salah, Alli and more.
Real Madrid want Harry Kane, Dele Alli and Mauricio Pochettino. Only one is good enough for that right now.
Kane is the prefect, the goalscoring hero. Alli is the kid throwing pencils, the pantomime villain...
Who knew Eric Dier would stick up for his Tottenham and England mate in Dele Alli? What a shocker.
Apparently the problem is that Dele Alli was 'amazing' last season when he scored 18 Premier League goals.
David Moyes and Marko Arnautovic top the winners. Mark Hughes stays firmly on top of the losers...
Mails on Pep Guardiola, KDB, Dele Alli, Craig Pawson and plenty more too...
Guardiola was unimpressed with tackles by Harry Kane and Dele Alli. Should have been two reds...
On De Bruyne brilliance, atrocious Alli, wonderful Walker, poor Pawson, and two sides on different levels.
Dele Alli is aiming to use the Champions League win over APOEL Nicosia to kick-start their form.
The ten worst players in the Premier League's top six this season? This should be fun.
"I think he is worth even more than £100m," says Paul Pogba of "mature" Dele Alli.
Dele Alli? Philippe Coutinho? Christian Eriksen? Eden Hazard? Mesut Ozil? Carra names his favourite.
Dele Alli has struggled this season, but Mauricio Pochettino saw him impress a little deeper.
Jamie Carragher has hit the nail on the head; we have to stop mollycoddling Spurs.
Plenty to sort out in the Champions League, with Chelsea and Liverpool's qualification still up in the air...
Harry Kane, Danny Welbeck and a load of other key Arsenal and Spurs players are touch and go...
Will Harry Kane, Harry Winks and Dele Alli return to help Tottenham sink Arsenal? Perhaps.
Young says, of Alli, "things happen on football pitches". They certainly do, Ashley. They certainly do.
Those of you searching for Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool players should probably look elsewhere.
Of Tottenham's Three Lions, Dele Alli is out for England, Harry Winks is doubtful, Harry Kane can play.
Dele Alli, if you are still wondering. Degsy also has tips for Man City v Arsenal and Chelsea v Man United.
That's what you get for embarrassing Real Madrid. And just where is Luke Shaw off to now?
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