Arsenal club scout - and former player - Gilles Grimandi wants a word with Henry and Keown.
"They used to say it was like watching Brazil. I'm not sure what it's like watching now." Suggestions?
Martin Keown thinks Chelsea''s Andreas Christensen committed the "cardinal sin" against Barca.
Sanchez digs out ex-stars who talk 'with no knowledge of what happens at the club and cause damage.'
The Arsenal legend also claims that Alexis Sanchez actually wanted to stay at the club.
Marcus Rashford is already struggling. Might Alexis Sanchez push him further away?
Martin Keown's piss is boiling at Alexis Sanchez swerving 'the natural place to go to develop his football'.
"Wilshere is the figurehead in this dressing room and does not take any nonsense."
Have "the wheels come off" at Man Utd? Martin Keown certainly thinks so. Poor Jose Mourinho.
Martin Keown says "Dejan Lovren and Joel Matip are too cumbersome and lack mobility", so...
Mesut Ozil was brilliant for Arsenal against Everton. It must have confused Martin Keown.
"He sees what mere mortals can only dream of," says Keown of Wilshere. He must have crap dreams...
"We are not going to conjure up a world-class central midfielder in the next eight months," says Keown.
Fabregas accused Keown of "just, like, punching people" during Pizzagate. He'd already left.
Ozil has "already left" Arsenal "mentally," according to Keown. "It's going to get messy."
Arsenal legend Martin Keown has compared Reiss Nelson to PSG superstar Neymar after latest win.
That is not a compliment, Ronald Koeman. Martin Keown lays into "slow, ponderous" Everton.
Mesut Ozil v Arsenal legends Wright, Keown and Petit. Arsene Wenger offers his thoughts on the matter.
"Stop talking and start supporting!" says Mesut Ozil. Take than, Ian Wright...
"Arsenal can't afford to carry someone like Ozil." The World Cup-winner receives both barrels.
Looking at that picture, it's an absolute wonder that Van Nistelrooy didn't smack Keown.
Alexis Sanchez should see out his Arsenal contract with "dignity and respect," according to Martin Keown.
One would be hard pushed to find someone to disagree with that. Keown reckons Sanchez will stay.
“Understated, very good in possession. Calm, never panics and never see him beaten for pace." Fair.
Wenger's biggest gift to Arsenal? Helping find his successor, according to Martin Keown...
Garth Crooks nearly exploded with rage. Martin Keown and Alan Shearer weren't happy. It was weird.
Martin Keown is concerned that Michael Keane would face too much competition at Man United.
Former Arsenal defender Martin Keown says that Antonio Conte has revolutionised English football. So there.
Mesut Ozil wants £300,000 a week. Martin Keown reckons he has "given up" and is being "carried".
Romelu Lukaku committed a cardinal sin on Tuesday: He shushed his own bloody teammate. Silly sod.
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