How did it come to this? When your club is in the grip of a malign alien parasite, you look for any escape...
What do Arsenal need? A good news story, that's what. Thankfully there are two weeks left in the window...
More frustration for Newcastle supporters as dreams of takeover dissolve.
Benitez has urged his Newcastle players to improve their play in front of goal after drawing with Swansea.
"I remain confident that performances and results will improve in the second half of the season." They might now.
Rafa Benitez was pleased with Newcastle's first-half performance during their victory over Luton.
Ayoze Perez scored twice as Newcastle dominated Luton 3-1 in their FA Cup third-round clash.
Peter Beardsley is claimed to have bullied midfielder Yasin Ben El-Mhanni...
"Of course the last 10 matches have not been easy for him, he's only been involved in three of them."
Rafa Benitez says that Newcastle United are in the market to try and improve their squad in January.
Newcastle boss Rafa Benitez understands boos from a section of the club's support after the Brighton draw.
Mike Ashley and Amanda Staveley have reportedly hit a £50million wall which threatens the takeover.
Rafa says it took Newcastle until the last 20 minutes to do what they were expected to.
Man City edged past Newcastle 1-0 to make it 18 Premier League wins in a row.
They would need some help paying David Luiz's £120,000-a-week wages though.
Amanda Staveley and Mike Ashley are talking..but they are not close to agreement.
Wayne Rooney once again was the scourge of Newcastle as his winner handed Everton three points...
Mike Ashley is on the verge of selling Newcastle United, with a deal reportedly set to be completed.
Newcastle are desperate for their takeover. But they need to cut out the mistakes...
Add this one to the evidence folder that own-goals are super-fun ways to settle five-goal thrillers.
"The lads showed fight and courage," says the impressed Karl Darlow. It keeps them mid-table.
'We are where we are because we have what we have,' says the Newcastle boss.
Newcastle came from 2-0 down to rescue a vital point at West Brom...
They have Rafa, who will sort the defence at least. Though scoring goals and squad depth remain issues.
Watford were in complete control at St James Park, battering Newcastle in their own back yard.
Newcastle United has been carried by its supporters for too long. The final wait is the worst bit...
That first offer - which could be worth £280m - contained too many clauses for Mike.
Paul Pogba returned to the United starting line-up with a goal in their 4-1 victory over Newcastle.
"It's not the key, one manager or the two managers." Well behaved, Rafa
Sweden's Emil Forsberg was watched by Jose Mourinho and Newcastle cannot afford Fernando Torres.
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