Where Djimi Traore has triumphed, Fabio Cannavaro has failed. But he is in some pretty fine company.
Mohamed Salah has earned his spot on a list Didier Drogba would only describe as a f***ing disgrace.
Every team in the top six is represented at least once but there is no place for the PL's most expensive signings.
Liverpool and Manchester United dominate the top half of the list. But it's bloody hard to argue...
For multiple reasons, some very sad stories. This list makes us very glum...
Our annual list features five of the top six, two Brits, an Irishman and no Wenger...
One goalkeeper, two defenders, and probably a whole load of controversy. It's our top ten players...
The ten worst players in the Premier League's top six this season? This should be fun.
No Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City, Man United and Tottenham. So here we bloody go...
Steven Gerrard retired on this day a year ago. Have a guess where he is on this list.
Arsenal's two north London derby heroes almost weren't there. They aren't the only former outcasts...
We pick ten former Premier League players who could realistically return and tip potential clubs for them.
Those of you searching for Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool players should probably look elsewhere.
You might notice that Arsenal and Liverpool do not feature. Things have gone precisely as expected for them...
Why did Everton sack Koeman? The tactics, the 'arrogance', the red Christmas tree, his licence plate...
Most players can now engineer a move, and most teams can move a player on. So why didn't they?
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way. Which summer exits look like mistakes?
Do they both make the top ten? Does only one of them? Maybe neither do. Oh, the drama and intrigue.
This list includes a player signed this summer who wasn't named in his club's 25-man squad. Weird.
The season might be three weeks old, but there are new signings we've still hardly seen. Bring them on.
The clock is ticking and there are some players who desperately need out. Top of the shop is Diego Costa...
A Manchester title battle, Pogba's magnificence, Liverpool failure and strikers going potty. We got kneejerky.
Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there y... oh, we are nearly there. Get in.
Two for Liverpool, two for Man City, one for Arsenal, Everton, United and Spurs. Pre-season is fun.
Will Sanchez and Coutinho follow this bunch in actually handing in a transfer request?
It's not all big transfer fees - you could have Reto Ziegler on a free. And nine others, because it's a top ten
At 32, Cristiano Ronaldo is being linked with world-record moves. These 30-somethings cost a few bob.
The new Premier League fixtures are here. The opening day has thrown up some classics over the years.
Paul Pogba raised the bar ever so slightly last summer, but we must be close to our first £100m footballer.
This season will end with at least four players scoring 20 Premier League goals. Time to arbitrarily rank them.
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