Manchester United tipped to win to nil, while Leroy Sane and Dele Alli to both continue their scoring runs...
It's Friday, and so it's time to forget the ills of the world around us as we all partake in a lovely quiz.
Handsome Pards could be heading to Norwich after the Canaries sacked Alex Neil...
From Dembele to Sakho to Ake to Gabbiadini to Brady to the rest of the things. Relive deadline day here.
The FA Cup has suddenly become extremely important to Klopp. Plus will we see Welbeck start?
It's the Steve Bruce invitational, folks. We were only missing three. How did we forget Souey?!
Swansea have signed Sweden international Martin Olsson from Norwich for £4million.
Degsy likes Man United, Man City, Defoe to score first and fancies Chelsea's lead to be cut again
PSV's Dutch winger Luciano Narsingh could follow Martin Olsson through the Welsh door.
What's the glamour tie, you ask? Erm, that would be Chelsea vs Brentford. The fiercest derby in the land.
Huzzah, bonus conclusions. Arsenal, Pep Guardiola, Mark Hughes, Brighton, QPR and a struggling competition...
Reaction from the Merseyside derby, Ross Barkley, Man United's transfer window, Payet and Norwich
Goal music is hated, but if we don't let it bring the terraces together in love, love will tear us apart again.
West Ham v Man City sounds good but you know Preston v Arsenal screams telly.