...so it really doesn't matter who they sign. There's no cheering up Gunners. Plus, Sanchez, Theo, depression and...
Mkhitaryan could turn into a scapegoat if a deal for Sanchez falls through, claims a source.
Is he a bad boy? Is he using Arsenal? Is his pace going to run out next year? Forget the questions, this move could be dynamite.
The January transfer window has creaked open, and some Premier League clubs have already delved in.
Gianfranco Zola is concerned that Eden Hazard is "low in physicality" following a testing festive schedule.
Swansea reached the FA Cup fourth round with a narrow 2-1 victory over Championship leaders Wolves.
Premier League outfit Bournemouth were dumped out of the FA Cup by League One side Wigan.
Winger Theo Walcott says he quit Arsenal to join Everton because he wants to win trophies.
Championship side Cardiff City have completed the signing of Marko Grujic from Liverpool on loan.
It is an uncomfortable question, but is it so ridiculous? Does who you know matter as much as what?
Carlos Tevez's disrespect, top ten French wastes, Jose Mourinho at a crossroads...
Despite what Bill Shankly famously said, football isn't a matter of life and death. But depression can be.
Two Dortmund defenders available, Vidal to any club in the north west, Fellaini could still stay...
Jon Flanagan slammed his girlfriend against a wall before kicking her. He has escaped jail.
Liverpool have been in contact with the agents of Leon Goretzka but he is Bayern-bound.
"They can always try, but they'll have a problem taking him from us," says president.
"We intend to win all of our remaining games," says Juan Mata. Which is an excellent plan.
And we thought that he would prefer to stay on West Ham's bench! Chelsea will need to find £20m.
Said 'concerns' regarding playing time. Sanchez would be rotated at City, but will be 'pivotal' to United.
Zinedine Zidane's legendary status is keeping him in his job for now but this Real Madrid side is predictable...
Tennis needs to be rebooted so it is advertised and sold as an inclusive working class sport.
Since 2007, Mike Ashley has brought 24 strikers to NUFC - we've ranked them from worst to least worst.
Jurgen Klopp called Roberto Firmino the "engine" of this Liverpool team in November. He quite likes it.
Henrikh Mkhitaryan will join Arsenal, but only if they make him their best-paid player. Your move, fellas.
If you guessed Joel Robles, congratulations. David de Gea loves the Everton man from Atletico.
All four pundits say Arsenal will finish sixth and Man City first. But what about all those in between?
Lionel Jesse? Messi Lingard? "I'm my own player," says Manchester United's best player ever.
Might this push Malcom closer to the exit door? Bordeaux are set to punish the Arsenal and Liverpool target.
Liverpool fan Sachin Nakrani has been to the brink...but football and friends are keeping him sane.
Manuel Lanzini's rabona was rubbish, but showboating is about more than that one moment.
Borussia Dortmund's manager "cannot really comprehend" why Aubameyang is acting like this.
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