Ronald Koeman, Jurgen Klopp and Mauricio Pellegrino all say there is nothing to see here. Oh there is, fellas.
There are two players from a losing Southampton side, but none from Man City or Man United.
Bournemouth and Leicester played out a bore 0-0 draw on the south coast with just seven shots on target between them on Saturday.
Cheeky Punt is backing wins for Manchester United, Tottenham, Liverpool, Leicester and Chelsea.
Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe is not about to panic over his side's slow start to the new campaign.
History repeating itself at Liverpool? The ultimate pragmatist returns? Pressure on Bilic?
Eriksen joined this list at the weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Here we go...
The man who was told by Ronald Koeman that he had no Everton future got his boss out of the mire...
"The game has changed dramatically... I think it's unrecognisable how the players behave."
Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe insists Everton have lost none of their attacking threat, despite the summer departure of top scorer Romelu Lukaku.
Also get on wins for Burnley, Chelsea, Everton, Manchester City and Newcastle. Degsy knows, people.
Manchester United's "happiness", Oxlade-Chamberlain's struggles, Tottenham's arsenal, Oumar Niasse...
Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
Ask Boro, Leicester, Swansea, Blackburn and Birmingham. There is a point if you take it seriously.
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