Plus, Louis van Gaal isn't the problem, the Manchester United players are, namely Schweinsteiger and Mata.
Mourinho accused Bournemouth of 'taking time, calling for the medics and drinking water'. Sounds familiar...
Can we finally write them off for a top-four place after this pathetic defeat?
"I've never been quick," says the Chelsea captain. It just takes "a little bit longer to recover", that's all.
Jose Mourinho says Chelsea could have played for another two hours at Spurs and still kept a clean sheet.
Bayern want Mane, Ibrahimovic to Chelsea, Arsenal target Carvalho, Man Utd want West Ham's Oxford
McClaren needs to inspire a huge improvement, while Van Gaal is running out of goodwill...
Gary Cahill is targeting more trophies after signing a new four-year contract at Chelsea.
Gianfranco Zola was 'everybody's second player'. The only man who smiled playing Man United.
Moreno to Madrid, Aubameyang to Manchester United, McArthur to Arsenal, new Mignolet deal
Chelsea have submitted plans to redevelop Stamford Bridge into a 60,000-seater stadium.
Liverpool spent more than any side on agents last year, with Manchester United a close second
Ander Herrera wants showdown talks (or a chat), Chelsea chase Muller, and Arsenal want Neves for £22million.
Last week we ran through our top ten surprise successes of the season so far, so now it's time to flip-reverse it.
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