Lads, it's Tottenham, and they are really bloody good. Liverpool are also winners...until Wednesday anyway.
Ouch. Newcastle goalkeeper Karl Darlow fumbled Darren Fletcher's header on his Premier League debut.
"Never before have I felt so upset and disappointed for a set of players," said the Toon boss.
Tom Cleverley headed a stoppage-time winner as Everton beat Newcastle.
Steve McClaren says that Newcastle need to be better in 2016 than 2015. He's bloody right...
Be it one game, two games or more, the time is now for Louis van Gaal. But a revival looks unfathomable.
Former Newcastle goalkeeper Pavel Srnicek is in a coma after suffering a cardiac arrest.
There are a load of problems with Klopp's Liverpool on this evidence. Plus Martinez and the new breed...
Jordan Ayew earned Aston Villa a point against Newcastle at a sodden St James' Park.
Jose Mourinho exited Chelsea on Thursday; along with it went the final excuse for the players.
Injury has merely provided Louis van Gaal another reason not to select Ander Herrera.
"When we're all together as a unit, we can be very difficult to beat," says the Newcastle midfielder.
Van Gaal's crown has crashed to the floor, while Newcastle, Aaron Ramsey and Olly Giroud top the winners.
Steve McClaren 'couldn't shut his players up' at half-time during Newcastle's win over Spurs.
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