Inspired by the marvellous Dimitri Payet, we take a look at some late but welcome arrivals.
Where the hell did that come from? There was nobody snoozing through that one.
Next on the list has to be a striker. Will it be Andy Carroll? Saido Berahino?
"Normally you get booed by away fans and it gives you strength." Normally you're good at your job.
Surprise, surprise: Messi isn't going to leave Barcelona. Still, got the traffic on all those rumours eh?
The England midfielder is due to have a medical on Tyneside on Tuesday. The fight is on.
An extended deal, eh? Some already believe Joel Campbell is part of Arsenal's fully-fit first-choice XI...
Henri Saivet is the first in the Newcastle door this January - he arrives for £5million.
Toon make bid for Shelvey, Chelsea to sign Alex Teixeira or Bacca, another Bale update...
Lots of conclusions on Van Gaal, Hector Bellerin, Kelechi Iheanacho, young Chelsea players and more
Newcastle were booed off by their travelling fans after yet another FA Cup defeat. Troy Deeney scored.
Sadio Mane, Romelu Lukaku and Harry Kane are much-coveted but they don't half lose the ball a lot.
Batshuayi has been scrubbed off shortlists after agreeing new Marseille contract.
Think Newcastle would spend £18.3million on Lacazette? Of course not. It's nonsense.
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