Southampton faced disinterested opposition. Which makes their surrender even worse...
Olivier Giroud came off the bench at 2-0 down to score twice and seriously harm Saints' survival hopes...
Harry Kane knows where 2Pac is, and will bag against Man City. Bobby Firmino is scoring too.
Don't get too excited, Man United or Spurs fans. Both are English, and one is still uncapped.
Just as wild deer run away when threatened, Premier League managers invert the pyramid. Why?
Joe Hart top of the winners? What madness is this? What witchcraft?
Crystal Palace have as many players as Man United in the team of the week. So that's something.
There was plenty of drama as Arsenal and Southampton played out a five-goal thriller.
Roy Keane, Cheick Tiote, Luis Suarez and, erm... Colin Cameron...
A much-changed Arsenal side weren't convincing but secured a third straight Premier League win thanks to Danny Welbeck.
Because everybody knows that you don't survive through 'talent'. It's Arsenal next.
Man City are winning the title in style, Tottenham and Arsenal are winning, and Liverpool are scoring.
Club accounts reportedly showed Levy took an income of over £6m for the year ending 30 June 2017.
Moyesy is West Ham's long-term option. Ghoulam is Man United's left-back option.
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