Olivier Giroud is the obvious place to start, but what of the other 19 Premier League clubs?
Liverpool and Spurs' problems are much bigger than Arsenal's. Everton and Saints do not escape censure.
This list includes a player signed this summer who wasn't named in his club's 25-man squad. Weird.
Liverpool wanted Van Dijk. Pellegrino was 'happy' to sell. But Southampton's board stood firm.
Mauricio Pellegrino admits he does not know what to expect from Crystal Palace under their new boss Roy Hodgson.
You can also stick your money on Manchester United to win, and BTTS at Liverpool v Burnley.
Van Dijk could return for Saints on Saturday. But the captaincy is "something you have to deserve".
It's a weekend that's bigger than four hips and three c*cks. Because private jokes between three people are great
It features Seamus Coleman. Plus will this be Klopp's best year? And the love continues flowing for Wrighty.
If the transfer window had closed before the start of the season, these would have never happened.
Wayne Rooney to make positive headlines, Liverpool to beat Man City, Man United to beat Stoke and...
It turns out that Liverpool are to blame for the early window closure. They should have sold Coutinho...
Have Arsenal bought or sold more players for £20m? And do you remember Portsmouth's biggest sale?
And they say English players come with a premium in transfers. Jacob Murphy only cost £12m...
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