Today, this column should have been doing the skippiest of Snoopy dances, regaling readers with reports of hot roasting action to rival any Manchester United Christmas party.
Instead, it is standing with lips pursed and arms folded and must share tales of bad behaviour and dodgy deals that threaten to undermine the already rickety foundations of the game in Spain.
On the pitch, la Liga appears to be in rude health with every round producing stonking football fun.
This weekend alone brought 44 goals in the ten matches, taking la Primera's total to 414 strikes after fourteen rounds - a record for any league of 20 teams.
But none of this seems to matter any more.
That's because a series of scandals has broken that could have a similar devastating impact to those that so tainted the Italian game.
Football and funny business have always skipped happily into the sunset, hand in hand, and will do so forever.
A game where unscrupulous owners can turn from zeroes to heroes, almost overnight, will always attract tricksy types that can best be described as 'wrong-uns'.
For years, Spanish football has chosen to mix its metaphors by turning the other cheek to such scoundrels and sweeping all its seedy goings-on under the carpet.
But unless la Liga's leaders plan to stand whistling next to a bungalow-sized lump under their shag pile brandishing a 'Move On' sign, then one of the game's most damaging demons is finally going to have to be faced down.
At the beginning of last week, a recording of a conversation between Real Sociedad president, Iñaki Badiola and Jesuli - a journeyman footballer who played for second division side Tenerife last season, was released by the Basque club's boss.
On the tape, Badiola is heard apparently asking how much Jesuli and a number of his colleagues were paid to lose a game against Málaga in the final round of last season. The apparent reply from Jesuli was around 6,000 euros.
Once the transcript was circulated in the press, the Real Sociedad chief went on to accuse Málaga owner Lorenzo Sanz of being behind the bribe as a way of ensuring promotion to the top flight in a tight promotion race.
Badiola also hurled some mud in his rival's direction by accusing the former Real Madrid president and his son, Fernando - the current Málaga president - of being "habitual criminals and cheats".
Now Sanz is no stranger of allegations of bad behaviour. In September he was arrested in the southern city of Cordoba suspected of fraud in a ten million euro bank payment and has only just had allegations of fraud against him dropped by an Italian business partner in a real estate deal.
But the slur from Badiola was a bridge too far for Sanz who referred to his accuser as "a cancer in football" and announced that legal action would be taken against him.
"Every day, I'm more disillusioned with the world of football" sighed Sanz, claiming that Badiola was using the slurs as a smokescreen to cover his bad management of Real Sociedad.
Jesuli went into hiding but released a statement confirming that it was his voice on the tape but denying that he had taken payments to lose a game that he was unable to play in due to injury.
He also announced that legal action would be taken against Badiola for challenging his "honour" by recording a private conversation.
To date, no alternative explanation has been given by the footballer to explain his recorded remarks to Badiola.
Spooked Tenerife bosses announced that they would be asking Jesuli to make a statement to a lawyer either confirming or denying the allegations.
On its own, the scandal was strong enough to raise eyebrows in Spain but not shocking enough to kick Real Madrid or Barcelona off the front pages of the popular press, whose interests are not best served by investigating the bad behaviour of clubs they rely on for access.
However, days later another recording was released by a local TV station that raised suspicions that match fixing had taken place in the Primera.
The channel in question, Popular Television, broadcast a recording claiming that the voices heard are those belonging to Levante president Julio Romero and former player Iñaki Descarga, apparently discussing a payment taken to lose a game against Athletic Bilbao on the final day of the 2006/07 season - a game that saw the Basque team safe for another year and Celta Vigo relegated.
The extra spice to this conversation is that the transcript suggests that the Spanish FA president, Angel Villar - an Athletic Bilbao supporter - and the match referee knew that a bribe had been paid to selected members of the Levante side - a side that were already safe.
As to be expected, those accused of taking bribes to lose the game and those said to have made them have denied all knowledge of the affair and threatened legal action against the TV station that released the tapes.
"They all want the bonus now", says the voice alleged to be Descarga, club captain at the time. "If you see the game, you can't tell the match was rigged".
Later on, the 'voice of Descarga' asks what would have happened if they did not allow Athletic to win. "You would have an enemy for life...Athletic", replies the voice reportedly belonging to Romero.
The game itself was a comfortable 2-0 win for Athletic who, despite numerous missed chances on goal, were only able to make the initial breakthrough thanks to an own goal from a Levante player.
El Pais reports that a number of players apparently refused to take part in the fixing.
One of those is Damiano Tomassi, now at QPR, and a player who declined to discuss the allegations but warned that "Moggigate began with recorded phone conversations".
There are open questions over how the recordings were made, who made them and why they are only just being released.
But the accusations are so serious that the Spanish FA announced that "if we find something punishable...we'll move on it", and passed the case onto the relevant government authorities fearing that a crime has been committed.
Payments or bonuses made by interested parties to players pushing them to try harder in games at the end of the season are said to be widespread.
In fact, they are generally accepted by many in the game who claim that such inducements are justified as they are only paid if players win games. But 'Jesuligate' and the accusations against Levante are a very different kettle of rotten fish.
"This is really bad news for Spain. The allegations are serious", said Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola on Friday.
"We cannot go on playing until the end of the season with all these suspicions of match fixing".
Aside from the grown up papers, there has been little or no discussion in the likes of Marca or AS on the damaging nature of these allegations to the credibility of the Spanish game.
After all, it would take a nuclear explosion over the Spanish capital to knock a truly rubbish Real Madrid off the front pages these days.
However, the two clubs who would have suffered if match fixing is eventually proved, Real Sociedad and Celta Vigo, will not be so quick to move on.
Both are still stuck in the second division and suffering enormous financial problems.
La Real are currently in administration but have not helped their situation at all, say auditors, who claim that the club falsified their accounts to the tune of 20 million euros.
They also criticised "a lack of rigour in the management of the club" during the presidential term of a certain José Luis Astiazarán - a gentleman whose lack of rigour is now being employed in his role as President of the Spanish Professional League, one of the organisations that will have to act over the current match-fixing scandals.
Whilst both set of allegations are in the hands of lawyers and legislators, it is possible that endless investigation will see the stories quickly forgotten.
But the nightmare scenario for the Spanish game is that last week's events are merely the tip of a decidedly dirty iceberg and that those endless tall stories of conspiracies and crimes told in barrio bars, all over the country, turn out to be true.
Round 14 Results
Real Madrid 3-4 Sevilla
Betis 1-1 Espanyol
Sporting 2-5 Atlético
Villarreal 3-3 Getafe
Barcelona 4-0 Valencia
Mallorca 2-3 Recreativo
Osasuna 3-3 Valladolid
Deportivo 2-0 Málaga
Numancia 2-1 Almería
Racing 1-1 Athletic
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Your Comments
Herbert7
"Platini must be so proud of the way football is managed outside England. Hehehe"
felderkirk
"I hate them but by God it's fun watching Madrid this season! Mainly because they seem to manage to ship at least three every game! In contrast, Barca are going from strength to strength. I KNEW it would only be a matter of time before the wheels fell off for Schuster, the turncoat c**t."
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