"Some don’t like your hair or the way you speak," says Sparky. And some don't like a needless relegation battle...
A late goal from Ashley Barnes gave Burnley a 1-0 victory over Stoke in the Premier League on Tuesday.
It's almost certainly a spoof, but if the Etihad Stadium review is real it's the best review ever written.
"You're not fit to wear the shirt," the fans chanted...because they weren't allowed off the train, apparently.
Mourinho's faulty plan, Lacazette's away run, Newcastle waiting for Godot and plenty more too...
Ryan Shawcross couldn't have done much about his own goal against Spurs. Which made it a classic...
Harry Kane scored twice as Tottenham roared back into form with a good old-fashioned battering of Stoke.
Remarkably, only five teams have more points after 15 games than at the same stage last season.
Mark Hughes says Tottenham "was always the most difficult game" - until Man City came along.
Is Sam Allardyce living in dreamworld? And is Jose Mourinho just readying an excuse?
Will Liverpool beat Everton? Does Superman wear tights? Plus Arsenal to slip up, and Alli to score.
Big Weekend? It's massive. Especially for derbies Manchester and Merseyside, League Two and Real
Crouch 'wanted to head back to Southampton as fast as possible' after Rafa's instructions...
Alternative title: Why having a Big Six is a good thing. We say we want variety but we don't mean it...
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