Harry Kane scored a hat-trick as Tottenham tore apart Stoke 4-0 in the Premier League.
A refreshed Liverpool, a Benteke in need of a big game, a Moyes coming home and some game at Wembley.
Jack Butland hopes to be back in action next month after almost a year out with an ankle injury.
Cheeky Punt is still scouting around for a price on Romero eating a steak bake on TV. Enjoy this in the meantime.
Who are the young guns? Who are the old fogies? Which side accounts for 21 of the 50 youngest PL starting XIs?
'Lost patience' turned into new faith in Martial, but what of Allardyce and Moyes? Plus Klopp, Pochettino, Pulis.
Sam Allardyce is up against it. Palace stay joint-bottom as Joe Allen hands Stoke another win.
"There was a voicemail left, and I haven't heard it. But Ryan wasn't too pleased." Now now, children...
Mark Hughes has stressed the importance of his Stoke side bracing themselves for a Crystal Palace backlash.
Peter G's latest stats piece brings us to xG. Chelsea and Spurs are overperforming; Liverpool are not.
Crystal Palace's best-paid player is on the same wage per week as Tottenham's. And Ozil > Sanchez.
Liverpool are "a f***ing shambles"; Tottenham have got this. Plus Burnley have a chance against Chelsea.
Crystal Palace have 11. ELEVEN! And they and Sunderland have 'used' 39 players...
Delaney, Wasilewski, Manninger, Clichy, Zabaleta, Sagna, Navas, O'Shea. They all missed out.
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