Following in the footsteps of Oumar Niasse is a noble cause. Manuel Lanzini is a brave, honourable man.
Liverpool 'can f**k right off', but Degsy is still backing goals against Bournemouth. Lukaku will also bag.
In rude health last season, but limping their way through 2017/18. These are the drifting ones...
Everyone, including the two managers, is giddy for City v Spurs and the battle of the flying wing-backs...
Mark Hughes says Tottenham "was always the most difficult game" - until Man City came along.
Will Liverpool beat Everton? Does Superman wear tights? Plus Arsenal to slip up, and Alli to score.
The wise money for Arsenal v Man United is not on goals. It is a different question for Liverpool, of course.
No Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City, Man United and Tottenham. So here we bloody go...
Are you a fan of money? Well back Watford and Newcastle to score, and Fizz to win 'I'm A Celebrity'. Done.
Saido Berahino last scored a first-team goal on February 27, 2016. Can't be far off an England call-up.
Would France's third-choice XI give England's first choice a game? Abso-bloody-lutely.
We pick ten former Premier League players who could realistically return and tip potential clubs for them.
Almost a third of the way through the Premier League season, some players still can't even make the bench...
Son moved level with Park this weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Go...
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