And Chelsea will lose too. Cheeky Punt expects the title race to be spiced up, while Rashford will score.
Sunderland have "forgotten how to win". Good job they have a manager with a great memory, hey?
Christian Eriksen, Cesc Fabregas and Nacho Monreal hit the winners. David Moyes does not...
There's been no shortage of words written about Jack Wilshere, but what of the other 27 loanees?
Seventeen years ago, Kevin Phillips was the top-scoring striker in Europe. Playing for Sunderland.
Middlesbrough win their first PL game since December. Sunderland could be relegated this weekend.
A lesson for Moyes: Don't threaten to slap people just because they've asked you awkward questions.
There's something deeply satisfying about seeing a goalkeeper find a team-mate with a side-volley.
Ander Herrera is the player of the week, but there's some love for Brighton and Paul Pogba too...
Four current PL bosses spend less money per trophy won than Mourinho. And Clement needs an accountant.
Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United could all see their longest-serving players leave this summer.
No keeper from Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Everton or West Ham in the top ten. What an odd season
He makes it all about him, but you have to applaud when he gets it right. Also, Tottenham's home form...
Moyes is right: He has the fourth-most wins as a manager in the PL. He also has the fourth-most defeats...